“Strong Resume. Do You Have Treats?”

I wrote the perfect ATS-friendly résumé.

Strategic keywords.

Clean formatting.

PDF and .docx versions.

Flawless. 🧼📝

Turns out the company was run by dogs.

Actual dogs. 🐶🐾

The job description?
Vague. 📄❓

What they really needed
was someone with thumbs. 👍

Paws were proving… insufficient.

Also, dogs can’t talk 🐕🙊
Makes client meetings tricky.

The main hiring criteria?
Be human.
Ideally one who gives treats. 🍖

I didn’t get the job.

They hired Cheryl.
She keeps peanut butter in her purse. 🥜👜

Fair.

🚀 Let's get your career stuff handled, find time to talk here. 📲