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Titles!

May 02, 2025

The question remains:

Would a staffer by any other name smell just as sweet? 🌹

Because let’s be honest—

Titles shape how we’re seen.

They signal rank, scope, pay grade, and ego inflation level.

Welcome to TITLES: Corporate Edition 🎩

A world where roles vary by company, industry, and ego—

And yet somehow… the pattern’s suspiciously familiar.

So if you’ve ever wondered:

“Where do I fit in all this?”

Here’s your cheat sheet πŸ•΅οΈ‍β™‚οΈπŸ‘‡

πŸ§— The Corporate Ladder: Title by Title
Assistant – Entry-level savior of calendars, chaos, and snacks.
Coordinator – Project wrangler. Deadline tamer. Slack ninja.
Analyst – Data digger. Insight extractor. Spreadsheet wizard.
Associate – Junior executor. Learner in motion.
Specialist – Niche expert. Focused firepower.
Lead – Owns projects, not the paycheck.
Manager – Team shepherd. Target hitter. Excuse extinguisher.
Senior Manager – Runs teams of managers. Lives in meetings.
Principal – Heavy hitter. Senior expert. Zero fluff.
Director – Department sculptor. Strategy whisperer.
Senior Director – Big scope. Bigger stakes.
Vice President (VP) – Corporate gladiator. Gets decisions made.
Senior VP (SVP) – Runs kingdoms. Preps for war (and board meetings).
Executive VP (EVP) – Inner circle. Trusted by the throne.
President – Day-to-day commander. CEO’s battlefield general.
Chief [X] Officer – Runs a kingdom within the empire.
CEO – The top. The target. The one everyone blames and quotes. 😎

πŸŽ– Bonus Ranks You’ll See Along the Way
General Manager (GM) – CEO of a slice.
Managing Director (MD) – Big shot in consulting, finance, and title inflation.
Country Manager – Runs an entire nation… of P&L spreadsheets.
Chief of Staff – Executive fixer. Shadow MVP.

So…
Which one are you aiming for next?

Or better yet—

Make one up. Own it. Be it.

After all, the org chart is just a suggestion. πŸ’ΌπŸš€

Make sure we're connected so you can bookmark this one -->  Eric Woodard

πŸš€ Let's get your career stuff handled, find time to talk here. πŸ“²