You Relentless Son Of A Pitch

You relentless son of a pitch.

No wonder people keep dodging you. 🏃‍♂️💨

"Let me give you my pitch."

"Gotta put together my pitch deck."

"What's your elevator pitch?"

"Wait till they see my investor pitch!"

"I’ve been working on a new marketing pitch."

⚾ Pitches. Are. Everywhere.

But let me ask you—have you ever been hit by a pitch?

Hurts, right? 🤕

In baseball, when you take one to the ribs, at least you get a free pass to first base.

In the working world? It's just annoying. 😤

And yet, people are out here throwing fastballs, curveballs, sliders—hoping the person on the other end will buy, invest, or say yes.

🔥 STOP. Just stop. 🔥

Pitches hurt. Nobody wants to get smacked by your me-me-me energy. 🚫🙅‍♂️

What if, instead of pitching, you served? 🤲

What if, instead of shoving your passion, ideas, goals, and expertise down someone’s throat, you actually got curious about them? 🤔💡

Maybe you can help. Maybe you can’t.

Either way—ditch the pitch. 🚮⚾

I’m curious about you—let’s connect. 🤝➡️ Eric Woodard

🚀 Let's get your career stuff handled, find time to talk here. 📲